ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

Warsteiner… Tastes like high school. (Taken with instagram)

Warsteiner… Tastes like high school. (Taken with instagram)

pareene:

ex-genius:

mrdavidgordon:

Dear Baz Luhrmann,
I before E.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziegfeld_Follies

David Gordon, flim copyeditor. 

HA.

pareene:

ex-genius:

mrdavidgordon:

Dear Baz Luhrmann,

I before E.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziegfeld_Follies

David Gordon, flim copyeditor. 

HA.

(via stephenfalk)

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

I want to hang out with all of these people!

zooeydeschanel:

Fox upfronts 2012! (Taken with instagram)

I want to hang out with all of these people!

zooeydeschanel:

Fox upfronts 2012! (Taken with instagram)

latenightjimmy:

Well this is gonna be fun: The wonderful Ellie Kemper (of Bridesmaids, The Office and more good stuff) will be manning our Tumblr’s Ask box tonight! Submit your questions and she’ll answer ‘em right here.

neil-gaiman:

When I was in my teens and early twenties, with dreams of being a writer, Harlan Ellison’s essays on writing taught me more than anything else did. Truth.
Many of those essays, along with the core short stories that made Harlan famous (or infamous) are in HARLAN 101: Discovering Ellison.
I wrote the introduction. The 406 page book’s a bit pricy but it’s a really good place to go if you intend to write.
HARLAN 101: ENCOUNTERING ELLISON 
Designed as both an introduction to Harlan Ellison’s vast body of work and as a manual for would-be writers, Harlan 101 collects the best of the author’s short fiction, seven essays on the craft of writing, and a collection of rarely seen oddities from Ellison’s extensive archives.

neil-gaiman:

When I was in my teens and early twenties, with dreams of being a writer, Harlan Ellison’s essays on writing taught me more than anything else did. Truth.

Many of those essays, along with the core short stories that made Harlan famous (or infamous) are in HARLAN 101: Discovering Ellison.

I wrote the introduction. The 406 page book’s a bit pricy but it’s a really good place to go if you intend to write.

HARLAN 101: ENCOUNTERING ELLISON 

Designed as both an introduction to Harlan Ellison’s vast body of work and as a manual for would-be writers, Harlan 101 collects the best of the author’s short fiction, seven essays on the craft of writing, and a collection of rarely seen oddities from Ellison’s extensive archives.

neighborhoodr-eastvillage:

Side-by-Side, East Village Chain Stores Would Span 16 City Blocks (Plus: Map) | The Local East Village Blog
Earlier screeds on Retail Darwinism here.
Photo mashup by Lauren Carol Smith
More catalogues of unexplained bruising… (Taken with instagram)

More catalogues of unexplained bruising… (Taken with instagram)

Yes, those are ALL bruises on my leg, no, I have LITERALLY no clue where they came from or why they are evenly spaced down my whole leg… Aliens? Ninjas? Who knows. (Taken with instagram)

Yes, those are ALL bruises on my leg, no, I have LITERALLY no clue where they came from or why they are evenly spaced down my whole leg… Aliens? Ninjas? Who knows. (Taken with instagram)

Matthews pizza… Best ever. (Taken with instagram)

Matthews pizza… Best ever. (Taken with instagram)

Olive Oil Anderson quietly judging us. (Taken with instagram)

Olive Oil Anderson quietly judging us. (Taken with instagram)

Finally made those homemade “goldfish” crackers. Yum. (Taken with instagram)

Finally made those homemade “goldfish” crackers. Yum. (Taken with instagram)